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And the name /license number of your pus.sy, Miss =5?
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It's Monday.
I offed a school crossing guard this morning.They feel a little too powerful,so ...she got it. At least with me,you know exactly where I am coming from. |
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No p.ussy, but apparently you know my Pud's name already.............
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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thawd!!!! !!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!! |
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#5
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But I do understand Sighty's muff and Gooey's muff are now Bud Boardies---I mean Board Buddies.
It's a beautiful thing. |
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When did they actually meet?
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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2 weeks ago at a Muff Meet Up group.
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Were you present? Or do they have a no pud policy?
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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![]() * * * So Morty... a little birdie told me to come and read these past couple of pages. Well jolly good sir! Nice to see you're amusing yourself with tales of, umm... yeah well.... A shame though cause I was coming down here to start a thread but now I'm condused. ![]() It was something about something oral... something one shoves in their mouth, there wa going to be a poll about different ways of doing it and achieving a grand finale of some kind... somethng about level of vocals and position(s) of other body parts... oh and speed (!) (maybe not the best wording... something about do you like it slow or fast or...) but oh well I can't seem to remember cause reading your muff posts of the last two pages was just a leeetle bit tedious I'm sorry to say. Not that i have anything against muff posts per se... Sightie is my friend though and I don't go there if you know what I mean. Course I might consider it with a total stranger. (Kidding you perv). Carry on, Sir. I shall do my nice I-wanna-shove-your-c*ck-in-my-mouth-NOW thread another time. |
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This just in! Belmont 3rd Results...
1 My Charming Clyde Cohen D $22.00 $8.80 $3.70 ![]() ![]() ![]()
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All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. ~ Joseph Conrad A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams can't come true. They are only afraid that theirs won't and yours will. ~ Robert Evans The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. ~ George Orwell, 1984. |
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Too bad it wasn't My Sick Fu*K Clyde or I'd have done a small wager...
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muffy me baby!! |
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Oh God...again, ashamed to admit ...I don't recall laughing this long and hard.
I must go. Maybe come back and start a Muffy Woods thread. Ah wonder what a muffy woody looks like? snarf!! |
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That horse probably didn't shut up the whole race....................
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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ROR!! The ZC's live!! |
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You bet that and you know you did!!
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God would I like to sixty-muff you!! |
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