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Old 10-09-2010, 11:16 PM
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Does this have anything to do with Penis size?
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Old 10-09-2010, 11:21 PM
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Yes..you're very funny.


So you have won her.....hope you tear each others eyeballs out.




Now....sick as I am, ah got me a great ah-dee-er.

And you know thier power.

I may type from the hospital tomorrow, but this has to go from noodle to i-net space...now.
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Old 10-09-2010, 11:56 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNqqs4h4M7c



have you heard about the handsome criuser
he beats the queen of hearts in poker every time
have you heard about the handsome cruiser
he's a cruiser,the girls all queue'd up in a line

Oooooooh-hooooooo-hooooooo
Oooooooh-ooooooh-hoooooooo

sit down, look at me...now look at you
now look at me...now look at you
Someday somebahdy's gonna stop me..must hide!
i have to face up, someone will waste clyde

have you heard about the handsome criuser
he beats the queen of hearts in poker every time
have you heard about the handsome cruiser
he's a cruiser,the girls all queue'd up in a line


lucky in cards
least that's what they say
she lost her shirt
then she gambled her lunch money away
she still keeps searching
though there's nothing left
staked her skirt and lost that,too
now she says.,"eauxh!! look how much money ah have lost!

have you heard about the handsome criuser
he beats the queen of hearts in poker every time
have you heard about the handsome cruiser
he's a cruiser,the girl all queue'd up in a line


"It's okay", she smiles and says
though this 52 card rape is giving her a pinch face
she don't show what goes on in her head
nobody home,the noodle is dead









sit down, look at me...now look at you
now look at me...now look at you
Someday somebahdy's gonna stop me..must hide!
i have to face up, someone will waste clyde

have you heard about the handsome criuser
he beats the queen of hearts in poker every time
have you heard about the handsome cruiser
he's a cruiser,the girls all queue'd up in a line














-Alan Speegish-


selection from FLAKES OF SNOW
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Old 10-10-2010, 12:01 AM
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and now...i must die
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Old 10-10-2010, 02:53 AM
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....almost there..had to noodle this one out...



4 Debbie..you is what you is



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjCoBTzrN9E








don't go changing, or rearranging
the way you think out loud
don't think bad of me,even though i am
just don't throw me out the door

i would not leave you, in times of trouble
for you the stars aren't too far
i've been with you, and been without you
please stay in one place,and just the way you are

don't think side ways,it's just my ways
even though it comes out square
you always have my, full attention
although it seems i'm not all there

i don't want glitsy,animation
my eyes can't see that near
i just want someone, that I can buzz here
i want you just the way you are

i really do know,you always will be
the way that you are now
and so will i be,i'm always near you
i only wish that i knew how

if i said i love you, you wouldn't believe me
but this i promise is so true
and maybe says it,just like a letter
p.s.--stay just the way you are














i don't want glitsy,animation
my eyes can't see that near
i just want someone, that I can buzz here
i want you just the way you are















-Alan Speegish-



from FLAKES OF SNOW









...and now to the hospital...

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Old 10-10-2010, 03:17 AM
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And before Speegish goes to icu...let us recall his philosophy,after lengthy observation of the world and the way things are:






























''Is it me?"
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Old 10-10-2010, 07:05 AM
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And before Speegish goes to icu...let us recall his philosophy,after lengthy observation of the world and the way things are:






























''Is it me?"






And no skipping around on the character assassination!
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