snowy woods

[clyde]

Unfortunately,my trained seal,=5, is not here to assist me...and I really love his inspirational horn bar music.


I do have my trained moan-kay here, i am the burper.

But she's really stupid.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Dear Son,

Get a f*cking job!!!!

Mom

You have a filthy mouth.





I love every moist piece of it.

[clyde]

Deboarah will kill me before the day's over.


She thinks I'm an as.shole.

She has no problem letting me know as much.





I think a divorce is in order, but she has such a nice dupa that I just can't do it.



Have work to do and people to help,so hang on for the P's.My trained seal should be back by then as well.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by clyde

Deboarah will kill me before the day's over.


She thinks I'm an as.shole.

She has no problem letting me know as much.





I think a divorce is in order, but she has such a nice dupa that I just can't do it.



Have work to do and people to help,so hang on for the P's.My trained seal should be back by then as well.

I would never let you off that easy.














And you're still an as*hole.

[clyde]

Well,fancy running into you.















You are like sssssso lucky I have to cut stinking grass right now.





Actually...I think I'm the lucky one.




But still----

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by clyde

Did you know that Sighty-poo is man?


This is so true...and I'm not kidding either.

Let him get mad...no big deal.





Here's another.

Gooey.


Yes..precious little ''who,me?"..Gooey.

She's 76 and has been married 8 times. Biggest gold digger on the West Cast. She's filthy rich,too. Franny told me about these two.I know Franny wouldn't lie.

Sorry, Franny.....but I do. Never take my word.




I'll have to think a little more about some of the rest here.

It gets kind of dicey from here on.

Well gee I'm just the slightest bit disappointed you didn't make me 500 pounds and with a penis and a wooden leg as well.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Well gee I'm just the slightest bit disappointed you didn't make me 500 pounds and with a penis and a wooden leg as well.

I'd still love you to death,baby.




May I have 25,000 dollars?


pleeeeeeease?

[clyde]

And for those of you thinking evil wishes upon me...I am Mortypoo-kins.



I can get away with anything I want here.

Because I am the cutest as.shole you ever saw.

[clyde]

EasyBake won't be upset with me.


Oh...maybe for 4 or 5 hours.Just about as long as it takes to do her outside yard chores I assign her each day.


Deb-O loves me, don''t ya know.

[clyde]

My new vanilla/jasmine oil mix is working wonders.


Was high scorer in the receivee's of fellatio-poo league this week.

Before I go for more prey....am going to P.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by clyde

EasyBake won't be upset with me.


Oh...maybe for 4 or 5 hours.Just about as long as it takes to do her outside yard chores I assign her each day.


Deb-O loves me, don''t ya know.

EasyBake may be too tired after all those chores to do any "baking" tonight.

[clyde]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rYoRaxgOE0



paceman

leading Stevie graffitist

packerbacker7964

tryng to be first whale to live on land

pacman116

lllloves Eskeeemo Pie!!

pageup85

cowboy who enjoys roping fence posts ....goal is to eventually win the Mongrel...a 1500 mile horsey race. ...these things are really catching fire......so is tether ball

paisjpq

I just popped a woody....her name sounds like she's gagging,no?...anyhoo--infamous serial darter who would nail you from 500 feet if she didn't like your shoes......she really likes Sighty's pretty shoes and Hossy stole 3 pair from her...so he's doing well....her car has nice tits....too bad ----uh,no...

Pallasmore

I'm pretty shore I chopped his head off a few months ago

parenstein

aging former stripper....known as Charlotte the Harlot

parlay

bets on golf

parsixfarms

chief trimmer at Bush Gardens ..actually gets paid for it!!

Past Post

counts fence posts on road trips.....hates mile markers

PatCummings

Lupe Fiasco's failed attempt at Piccaso copying

Patricia

madly in love with me....sends me boo bee photos ...nice----told her to go fucl< herself anyways

Patrick333

trying to steal all of Gooey's moan-ay

Patty

a googlie

Paullito

gay googlie

paulo537

''happy" googlie

paulwalt@adelphia.net

also known as the ''Texas Virus"...tries to emulate the universe in your registry,but only produces a lone star

Pawtucket

strange twang of the Berkshire crazy people......trying to say ..''My Dad took it."

paydaynut

Buckwheat trying to say...."Hey Danny,why doesn't your pus.sy have a name??"

Payson Dave

worst male i-net cruiser on record...0 fror 342.....don't let it get you down,DaveMayson!!

pb72vett

trying to impress...failing to do so

pba1817

Buffalo policeman.....always says..'Say,it's not that bad.Keep your head up!"...thinks he's funny..

pdrift1

escaped painful race descriptions at Wonderbread Tampions

peddler

latest job offer for Vic S......probably will bite on it..

Pedigree Ann

Buckwheat broke jaw trying to say her name....

peetsa

name of Merlinsky's muff...has double cheese and peppers on it..

pemberton

Aunty Cooby's Fetch Boy

Perfect Million

grade I once gave EasyBake's dupa...

PerfectlyaDriftinRacing

Stevie DooDah-o-witzes real name

perkinpeak

a strategy used on Sighty's nipples

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

EasyBake may be too tired after all those chores to do any "baking" tonight.

phooey..


..Oh Gooey-poo,Dahling!!

[clyde]

I have to admit,I laugh heartily at my own Character Assassinations.



Even more fun when listening to LolliDebbie--I mean pop.

Oh boy.

[clyde]

Debbie left in a huff.

I think she's really mad at me.




I'm such an as.shole.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by clyde

[
Pawtucket

strange twang of the Berkshire crazy people......trying to say ..''My Dad took it."

Trivia Time!

Two very special Nerdy Trailers lived in Rhody Island. Name them.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Trivia Time!

Two very special Nerdy Trailers lived in Rhody Island. Name them.

Franny and Freeda the Poproise!

[Sightseek]

Nope, not Freeda.

[clyde]

Oh.



PuderyInRhodeIsland?

[clyde]

Reread your question and I am sniffing a lot of self worship.



If you say no.2 is you....I won't believe it.