snowy woods

[geeker2]

^^^^^

wizzes the winners

[clyde]

EasyBake will be your doom,Ralphy.

[geeker2]

ror.....she does come up with some good ones

[clyde]

Will you kindly stop it with the Sighty egging on?


I'm sick!!

Do you understand that?

I need petted and I get a mugging instead.


This is another fine mess you have gotten me into.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by geeker2

^^^^^

wizzes the winners

The Flying Whizzer runs on Sunday at Belmont!

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

The Flying Whizzer runs on Sunday at Belmont!

How can it lose?

[Sightseek]

Dance naked!

[clyde]

Hmmm...good idea.Maybe later.


But I'm glad you stopped by.Am leaving to see my poor neighbor who is in the hospital. The story tonight as well. Anyways...Sighty-poo.

The next time you deliver the cards, you will borrow Deb-O-Deb's Paul Bunyan nightgown....the one with the double down liner,red and blue checks.

You will wear it and you will have the buttons buttoned all the way up.No hemming allowed....I don't care if it has a train .



OK?

[Sightseek]

This is too funny not to tell....

I just walked in on my fat roommate sending boo-bee cell phone pics to this guy she met last week.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

This is too funny not to tell....

I just walked in on my fat roommate sending boo-bee cell phone pics to this guy she met last week.

Oh I just read this. Nice.

By the way I am not really happy with you right now.

Thank you evah so much for bringing up the sex on the beach guy (can't say it there cause i want that thread to die damnit, DIE!)

Thanks for reminding me though.

My mind creates pictures with very little suggestion and these are, well... got a razor blade?

* * *

Hope your neighbor is okay, Morty.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

This is too funny not to tell....

I just walked in on my fat roommate sending boo-bee cell phone pics to this guy she met last week.

Well..now that you know how---you have no excuse.





And not hers!

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

This is too funny not to tell....

I just walked in on my fat roommate sending boo-bee cell phone pics to this guy she met last week.

Clyde finally got some boo-bee photos!!!!!!

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by clyde

Hmmm...good idea.Maybe later.


But I'm glad you stopped by.Am leaving to see my poor neighbor who is in the hospital. The story tonight as well. Anyways...Sighty-poo.

The next time you deliver the cards, you will borrow Deb-O-Deb's Paul Bunyan nightgown....the one with the double down liner,red and blue checks.

You will wear it and you will have the buttons buttoned all the way up.No hemming allowed....I don't care if it has a train .



OK?

I hope he/she is ok.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

I hope he/she is ok.

Very kind of you.

He is. Got a blood clot in the leg....had a serious heart attack 5 years ago.Has a pace maker AND( I think) a defribulater??..sound right?He even had a "screen" put in his groin a year or so ago to prevent this.

I think he's just 52...makes me feel utterly worthless.I can't imagine going through all this.But we did have several laughs at the expense of fellow bed buddies and busy body nurses.

Hospitals really blow.

I didn' let on how sick I am or they would have tried to keep me there----which would have been a huge mistake on their part.I'd rather die from a lucky bullet.Lucky for Ray---besause his name would be on it.

[my miss storm cat]

Wow I was going to ask what you thought of tonights card at HP but forget it!

I don't want you to make me wear all kinds of strange outfits.

Hey I meant to ask you the other day... do you know the poem Good Night by Shelley?

Shouldn't we have a contest with one of his (mercifully short ) poems? You know, a purgery-a-thon?

Or some other poet who ummm... needs a little life put into their work :. Good idea or not?

[clyde]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Wow I was going to ask what you thought of tonights card at HP but forget it!

I don't want you to make me wear all kinds of strange outfits.

Hey I meant to ask you the other day... do you know the poem Good Night by Shelley?

Shouldn't we have a contest with one of his (mercifully short ) poems? You know, a purgery-a-thon?

Or some other poet who ummm... needs a little life put into their work :. Good idea or not?

!!



I llllllllike it!!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

The Flying Whizzer runs on Sunday at Belmont!

!!

[clyde]

Ah still don't feel sa hot.


All the same,I am thinking fer dem shoo the Belmonts will be in attendance to watch the prize of their stable whizz..I mean win this thing on Sunday.

Thanks so much.

[clyde]

Shallow Fix....at evpn.



What a nincompoop.

Ah wonder who he is at NoAdvantage?

Bet it's NA himself.

[clyde]

You know , my Buddy Boardings--I mean Board Buddies--,I think we can say we all travel through...events.And as we do we look out our windows as events happen in our lives.Then we remark.Like...''Oh.That was nice."


Or maybe.."Vomit."

Perhaps...''Whew!!"

Or even.."That was ultimate suckage."


But some day the vehicle in which we travel through these events....just ain't gonna work any more.


And then we say.."..uh-oh.."

Or maybe ..'Fucl< me."

Even...."PHOOEY!!"



Life can be so much fun if there weren't so many other people to bring it down to their level.




Bateman was right.