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Old 09-02-2010, 10:44 PM
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Woolfie-poo, don't tease me in the Paddock


























You know what it does to my tail









































THUD!
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Old 09-03-2010, 08:55 PM
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Uh Clydeesdale the dooryard doesn't seem to cozy lately. Think you need to do some freshening up and renovating!!!
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Old 09-03-2010, 10:13 PM
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Will start a new one...no one allowed in to fucl< it up again.
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Old 09-03-2010, 10:15 PM
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Woolfie-poo, don't tease me in the Paddock


You know what it does to my tail






THUD!


ah do!!
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Old 09-03-2010, 10:29 PM
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I'm Lost at the Bottom of the World



My daddy told me, lookin' back
The best friend you'll have is a railroad track
So when I was 13 said, I'm rollin' my own,
And I'm leavin' Missouri and I'm never comin' home

And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world

Satchel Puddin' and Lord God Mose
Sitting by the fire with a busted nose
That fresh egg yeller is too damn rare
But the white part is perfect for slickin' down your hair

And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world

Blackjack Ruby and Nimrod Cain
The moon's the color of a coffee stain
Jesse Frank and Birdy Joe Hoaks
But who is the king of all these folks?

And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world

Well I dined last night with Scarface Ron
On telapia fish cakes and fried black swan
Razorweed onion and peacock squirell
And I dreamed all night about a beautiful girl

And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world

Well, god's green hair is where I slept last
He balanced a diamond on a blade of grass
Now I woke me up with a cardinal bird
And when I wanna talk he hangs on every word

And I'm lost, and I'm lost
I'm lost at the bottom of the world
I'm handcuffed to the bishop and the barbershop liar
I'm lost at the bottom of the world

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMP9e...eature=related
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Old 09-03-2010, 10:34 PM
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A#1 FINE DOUBLEPLUSGOOD WORK,BEEFHERKY.



Good way to close this turncoat mess.

At least I finally got under Danny's skin.




Will start another after I return from my holiday vacation.....in about one hour or so, maybe two.


Wait sings like a little birdy---so beautiful.
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Old 09-06-2010, 11:22 PM
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Herkie Sweetheart could you please sing the nice song instead?

I can handle about two seconds of his singing before i feel like slitting my wrists.

Hi Clyde!

Why am i in your tagline? Do you want me to interview you? Are you saying I ask too many questions or that my questions are too stupid or are some of them too sexual or is it just a nonsensical thing or maybe it's that i don't ask enough or perhaps you were making fun of my thread and if so which one and, and...,...
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Old 09-07-2010, 12:34 AM
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!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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