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Old 08-07-2010, 11:24 PM
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Won't say who, but I told a George Anderson fan I think he is a big phony.Why is it everyone of these guys now and in the past wind up charging big time for their " sessions."

I just ain't buyin' it.

They know in advance who they are going to meet with and with even nothing more than the i-net,that spells phony to me.


So there's yet another reason not to like me.






''Um...I...uh.....you had a GrandMother....."


Yes, but she's still alive.

Both?

Oh, yes one did die, but I never knew her.

Just as I suspected. She is here now and says not to worry about her.

I said I never knew her. I don't worry about her.

Oh.

Wait!!..Your GrandFather is here.

They're both alive.

Well I didn't say he was dead.He has astral projected his behind to us and says not to worry about him.

I don't worry about either of them. I hate both and have not seen either for over 20 years...even if I did worry, what you're doing is ridiculous.

Oh...I'm so sorry.Misunderstood him. He said you should worry about him.He is hurt that you don't.


I want my 1200 dollars back you phony!

Oh-oh....I am now in a bad trance as your uncle just appeared. He had a bad life and death....he says not to worry about him.....but this is putting me into a catatonic state which I won't recover from for days.


I never had a fucl<in' uncle you fool!!
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Old 08-08-2010, 08:52 AM
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I put this in WhatTheFucl<IsThatYouAreListeningTo??????????


Why...I don't know.

So I deleted it.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYO4y2WR9cQ
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Old 08-08-2010, 08:07 PM
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I wish to thank Deb-O-Deb,Franny and Brown Sugah for their unyielding support of my membership in the I. A. program...Idiots Anonymous.




So much for the anonymous part.
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Old 08-08-2010, 08:11 PM
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I wish to thank Deb-O-Deb,Franny and Brown Sugah for their unyielding support of my membership in the I. A. program...Idiots Anonymous.




So much for the anonymous part.
Support????
I thought we were members of the club too.
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Old 08-08-2010, 08:20 PM
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Support????
I thought we were members of the club too.

Oh my God.

















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Old 08-08-2010, 08:44 PM
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Have a GREAT true life story to bang out here a little later. It's one of those "life is stranger than fiction" things.


You won't want to miss it.

Beats ae dingbeat's still dead photos.
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Old 08-08-2010, 09:34 PM
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Hey I think you are an Idiot...can I join?
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Old 08-09-2010, 12:10 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eELO...eature=related





Wasted and wounded, it ain't what the moon did
Got what I paid for now
See ya tomorrow, hey Frank can I borrow
A couple of bucks from you?
To go waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
You'll go a waltzing Matilda with me

I'm an innocent victim of a blinded alley
And tired of all these soldiers here
No one speaks English and everything's broken
And my Stacys are soaking wet
To go waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
You'll go a waltzing Matilda with me

Now the dogs are barking and the taxi cab's parking
A lot they can do for me
I begged you to stab me, you tore my shirt open
And I'm down on my knees tonight
Old Bushmill's I staggered, you buried the dagger
Your silhouette window light
To go waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
You'll go a waltzing Matilda with me

Now I lost my Saint Christopher now that I've kissed her
And the one-armed bandit knows
And the maverick Chinaman and the cold-blooded signs
And the girls down by the strip-tease shows
Go, waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
You'll go a waltzing Matilda with me

No, I don't want your sympathy
The fugitives say that the streets aren't for dreaming now
Manslaughter dragnets and the ghosts that sell memories
They want a piece of the action anyhow
Go, waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
You'll go a waltzing Matilda with me

And you can ask any sailor and the keys from the jailor
And the old men in wheelchairs know
That Matilda's the defendant, she killed about a hundred
And she follows wherever you may go
Waltzing Matilda, waltzing Matilda
You'll go a waltzing Matilda with me

And it's a battered old suitcase to a hotel someplace
And a wound that will never heal
No prima donna, the perfume is on
An old shirt that is stained with blood and whiskey
And goodnight to the street sweepers
The night watchman flame keepers and goodnight to Matilda too
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Old 08-09-2010, 12:53 AM
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We met in schoolyards present,
and in schoolyards of the past
We compared notes of a pheasant,
and I thought how it would last

We always dreamt together,
in every place we went
Even in nasty weather,
our best notes still were sent

And you never want to end,
every time it did
You’ll always be my friend,
you just have other things to tend

I forgot how you still have them,
because your schoolyards are in the present
And mine are near the end,
And mine are near the end

Not sure how we could meet,
in a way meant to be so brief
Don’t let anyone take my meet seat,
not even a night time thief

You are always with me,
i think you know it’s true
Because we’re not like the tree,
inside of me is you

I forgot how you still have them,
because your schoolyards are in the present
And mine are near the end,
And mine are near the end


We met in school yards present,
and in schoolyards of the past
We compared notes of a pheasant,
and I thought how it would last






Good Nighty-pookins.


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Old 08-09-2010, 03:05 AM
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Sporty Fans( oh..I can't sleep, by the way),you will not believe what's going on over there at that meet up group.The one who vaporized me has been reading my admirable work at the other meet up place and one of their leaders has tried to embarrass me by actually trying to find out who I really am and posting it over there.


I added some facts of which he was not aware--thereby showing my complete lack of shame.



People amaze me every day.

Why...I don't know.
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Old 08-09-2010, 03:55 AM
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..uhm.....I may have said something really dumb over there.....




I said that the people at derbytrail.com love me.

So there may be, if the post makes it through the night, a large and sudden influx of newbies here over the ensuing days.

So everyone...go back and edit all your posts so it looks like you do love me.







You must do this thing.








Wait until they get a load of the real me.They think what I say there is bad!!






Uh-oh...I just thought of something.

Patti may see the real me.

I'm a goner.





Phooey.
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Old 08-09-2010, 08:45 AM
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"if the post makes it through the night"

It didn't.






In fact ,the entire thread went.
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Old 08-09-2010, 09:54 AM
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Members can suggest meet up places.




Am recommending Ralph's place.
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