Good luck in prison, buddy - I'm sure you'll be a hit there

[clyde]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

That sounds like something in Morty's department. I will try to page him..........................

Amusing...but I wouldn't do anything to him.

[Indian Charlie]

I like what the South Africans liked to used to do to political prisoners.

Take them to the desert, bury them in the sand up to their heads and spread honey on their heads.

Flies are attracted to the honey. They lay eggs in the face. Eggs hatch.

Nascar: [the whole gang holds Morty hostage] I say we kill him!
DT Gang: [shout] Yeah!
timmgirvan: I say we hang him, *then* we kill him!
DT Gang: [shout] Yeah!
VOL JACK: I say we stomp him!
DT Gang: [shout] Yeah!
VOL JACK: Then we tattoo him!
DT Gang: [shout] Yeah!
VOL JACK: Then we hang him...!
DT Gang: [shout] YEAH!'!
VOL JACK: And then we kill him!
DT Gang: [shout] YEAH!'!'!
Morty: [tries to throw voice without moving lips] I say we let him go.
DT Gang: [shout] NO!'!'!
Dalakhani: [whistles] I say ya let me have him first!
DT Gang: [break out in raucous laughter]

[clyde]

!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!