the cozy dooryard

[clyde]

Mortimer took to petty burglary in the LA area.


Unwittingly,he broke into Gooey's house at about 11:00 PM...PCT.

She came home early and was shocked to see him in her bedroom stealing her HongKong gongs...but happy!!

eauhx!...she remarked...A visitor!! OK...now you get naked and jump into my bed and I will be right back...saucily dressed,of course.

Mortimer was mortified...but he ,too, was happy!! So he followed instruction.

He waited and Gooey finally came back. Boy was she hot!! whew!!

The thing is...she carried into the bed a tray that had 2 cups of coffee and some cookies.She got settled next to him and served...and said..


"OK! Tell me something about yourself.Where are you from? What's your happiest memory? I loved MMSC...agree? ...disagree? Ever been to China? If not, tell me what you would do there. Do you like rubber duckies? I do!! What do you do when you have nothing to do? I want to know what you think when you don't think? Fave color? Why? Do you think I'm pretty? I have a feldspar collection. Would you like to see it?Never mind. Hey, want to see the sun rise? Do you like sunrises?I love them.If you were alone right now on the beach,what would you say? Would you say anything? Why? Why not? Oh!! I have a fruit cake!! Do you like fruit cake?"





Mortimer's eyes were rolled up back into his head.

His mouth agape.

He got out of bed...took 2 steps...and thudded.



very hard!!

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by clyde

Mortimer took to petty burglary in the LA area.


Unwittingly,he broke into Gooey's house at about 11:00 PM...PCT.

She came home early and was shocked to see him in her bedroom stealing her HongKong gongs...but happy!!

eauhx!...she remarked...A visitor!! OK...now you get naked and jump into my bed and I will be right back...saucily dressed,of course.

Mortimer was mortified...but he ,too, was happy!! So he followed instruction.

He waited and Gooey finally came back. Boy was she hot!! whew!!

The thing is...she carried into the bed a tray that had 2 cups of coffee and some cookies.She got settled next to him and served...and said..


"OK! Tell me something about yourself.Where are you from? What's your happiest memory? I loved MMSC...agree? ...disagree? Ever been to China? If not, tell me what you would do there. Do you like rubber duckies? I do!! What do you do when you have nothing to do? I want to know what you think when you don't think? Fave color? Why? Do you think I'm pretty? I have a feldspar collection. Would you like to see it?Never mind. Hey, want to see the sun rise? Do you like sunrises?I love them.If you were alone right now on the beach,what would you say? Would you say anything? Why? Why not? Oh!! I have a fruit cake!! Do you like fruit cake?"





Mortimer's eyes were rolled up back into his head.

His mouth agape.

He got out of bed...took 2 steps...and thudded.



very hard!!

I loved so many things on this thread but I am speechless now.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

I loved so many things on this thread but I am speechless now.

I do not believe you.




Oh I'm kidding.









No I'm not!!

















ror!!..Yes I am.Thank you for my trophy.

[herkhorse]

Do ya really have a feldspar collection?

[clyde]

She's not going to answer you.


I am her true love













..an' you are-un'..


ha-ha...ha...ha-ha

[clyde]

Steve...now you know how much I value your opinion.



If you were me...would you spend the rest of your life with Gooey or with Debbie?

If you say Franny, why you'll upset me.

[Rileyoriley]

Franny