the cozy dooryard

[clyde]

Well that didn't take long.


Anyhoo...was at gun store yesterday.The ancient creature who owned it claimed to have been a highly successful Kamikaze pilot.()


So, I said if that is true, then you should know how to play Russian Roulette.

He said he did.

After several minutes of staring at each other,I remarked.."OK...tell me."




So he says.."Well you take a revolver and remove some bullets.At least one has to be removed or the fun just ain't gonna be there.Then you stick the barrel to your head and start pulling the trigger---hoping for the best."

"Ah"...said I.So I told him that I understood and.." how much for the single shot derringer?"





He did not find that amusing.

Got one a these-----




I apologized and asked .."How many calibers in that shooter?"..pointing to a nickle plated hand gun.

"32"...said he.



It was 159.95 ..which I thought a little high.

So I left.

Great story, aye?





My farewell speech,followed by things I have thrown away:


















Farewell.


( Ya gotta love me.)







http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHN3X6tFqAw






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmsRFrN97ek

[herkhorse]

So anyhoo,





The other day i bought myself some sensible walking boots
and camping equipment and a good raincoat





I set off and hiked for about an hour, i came across a
scenic view and stopped for a little while






made me a cuppa on my little stove,







took some photos of the scenery






packed up my things and set off on my hike again







a little further along the way...








sorry I'm rambling...

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

a little further along the way...

Okay, ummm... waiting to hear the rest, T.

* * *

The first one made me want to kill myself Geeker but the 2nd? I love Morricone (not as much as Nino Rota, but...).

* * *

No more gun talk, Morty!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Okay, ummm... waiting to hear the rest, T.

* * *

The first one made me want to kill myself Geeker but the 2nd? I love Morricone (not as much as Nino Rota, but...).

* * *

No more gun talk, Morty!

Your poetic license just got revoked,elephant ears.

[clyde]

After realizing that sitting in the car in the garage with all the doors and windows taped shut...just ain't gonna duh it if the engine isn't running.

So heah ah is.


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What is it that is red with some blue...and kinda/sorta spidery webby and is located on someone's inner thigh so when you rub it.....................










thud


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Come to the light...yes..come. It's good,no? Think...you could have more. All the money you want, all the her pus.sy is ssssssssso hot!! you desire,fame...all of it.....just for one simple thing in return.


Uh, no thanks. I already gave at NerdyTrail.


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I can't wait for the Belmonts.


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You can't really live a true life if you do not try to put yourself in the minds of the hopeless and desperate.





Strike the "hopeless."



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Those of you shooting at me:


Exactly how many bullets with my name on them do ya have!!?

God!!..talk about no confidence.

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Gag on this, you baboons.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXq81-cGJr4

[clyde]

And now, another huge crowd tonight--by the way,I will venture out to see what the Padlock holds.


More near death experiences,I'm sure.

[clyde]

Was worse than I expected.

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by clyde

After realizing that sitting in the car in the garage with all the doors and windows taped shut...just ain't gonna duh it if the engine isn't running.

So heah ah is.


================================================== =======


What is it that is red with some blue...and kinda/sorta spidery webby and is located on someone's inner thigh so when you rub it.....................










thud


================================================== =======


Come to the light...yes..come. It's good,no? Think...you could have more. All the money you want, all the her pus.sy is ssssssssso hot!! you desire,fame...all of it.....just for one simple thing in return.


Uh, no thanks. I already gave at NerdyTrail.


================================================== ===


I can't wait for the Belmonts.


================================================== =======


You can't really live a true life if you do not try to put yourself in the minds of the hopeless and desperate.





Strike the "hopeless."



================================================== ======


Those of you shooting at me:


Exactly how many bullets with my name on them do ya have!!?

God!!..talk about no confidence.

================================================== ======




Gag on this, you baboons.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXq81-cGJr4

Since you're such a good friend, I'll let you borrow my "Lone Ranger" genuine cap gun (fully loaded of course).




By the way, who are the Belmonts? More importantly, will they be at the Belmont???

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Since you're such a good friend, I'll let you borrow my "Lone Ranger" genuine cap gun (fully loaded of course).




By the way, who are the Belmonts? More importantly, will they be at the Belmont???

..whew!!..


I ub yo dupa,'Ebbie!!






I have spake with the Belmonts many times...Gregg and Hilda.


They are wonderful people.....will be munching with them at the Belmont....of course.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

So anyhoo,





The other day i bought myself some sensible walking boots
and camping equipment and a good raincoat





I set off and hiked for about an hour, i came across a
scenic view and stopped for a little while






made me a cuppa on my little stove,







took some photos of the scenery






packed up my things and set off on my hike again







a little further along the way...








sorry I'm rambling...

I LLLLLLLIKED IT!!

[geeker2]

Originally Posted by clyde

Well that didn't take long.
Anyhoo...was at gun store yesterday.The ancient creature who owned it claimed to have been a highly successful Kamikaze pilot.()
So, I said if that is true, then you should know how to play Russian Roulette.
He said he did.
After several minutes of staring at each other,I remarked.."OK...tell me."
So he says.."Well you take a revolver and remove some bullets.At least one has to be removed or the fun just ain't gonna be there.Then you stick the barrel to your head and start pulling the trigger---hoping for the best."
"Ah"...said I.So I told him that I understood and.." how much for the single shot derringer?"
He did not find that amusing.
Got one a these-----
I apologized and asked .."How many calibers in that shooter?"..pointing to a nickle plated hand gun.
"32"...said he.
It was 159.95 ..which I thought a little high.
So I left.
Great story, aye?
My farewell speech,followed by things I have thrown away:
Farewell.
( Ya gotta love me.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHN3X6tFqAw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmsRFrN97ek

After listening to that music I wanted to shoot myself....but I threw up instead.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by geeker2

After listening to that music I wanted to shoot myself....but I threw up instead.

That's why you're you and I'm me....you opinionated rim shot.