A lady walks into a drugstore and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist says "Why in the world do you need cyanide"? She then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacists' eyes got big and he said "Lord, have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license and they'll throw both of us in jail, and all kind of bad things will happen! Absolutely Not. You can Not have any cyanide! Calmly, the woman reached inside her purse and pulled out a photograph of her husband in bed with the pharmacists' wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied "Well now, you didn't Tell me you had a prescription!"
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10-02-2006, 05:19 AM
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