My next cell phone

[Indian Charlie]

What's really cool is that say you are talking to someone who's driving you nuts.

ZZZZTTT! You knock yourself out!

Too bad it doesn't work the other way though.

[hi_im_god]

somewhere out there, an engineer who dedicated the last 5 years to extending smart phone battery life submitted their resignation and applied to law school.

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

somewhere out there, an engineer who dedicated the last 5 years to extending smart phone battery life submitted their resignation and applied to law school.

Nah.

It might be 4 million volts, but it's also probably at something like 1/1000th of an amp.

I have an electric fly swatter that runs on AA's and puts out something like 25k volts.