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Old 01-16-2010, 10:38 PM
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Yeah well she's been jacking us all off and stopping before we come. She's the worst kind of broad.
Actually if you are 75 and feeding on a cialis bag, Anne aint half bad.. Even for a well incorporated man of color.. Maybe you could even ask her to soak the saddle cloth in hot water for the winners share of the purse.. Even Foxy Brown could compile?
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Old 01-16-2010, 10:44 PM
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Actually if you are 75 and feeding on a cialis bag, Anne aint half bad.. Even for a well incorporated man of color.. Maybe you could even ask her to soak the saddle cloth in hot water for the winners share of the purse.. Even Foxy Brown could compile?
She hit the wall a few years ago. She's a 3 in L.A. with the kind of scratch he has. He should be raw doggin' a 20-something former child actress with daddy issues.
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Old 01-16-2010, 10:48 PM
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I have officially heard everything - on another forum someone said Zenyatta, not Holy Bull is the best horse Smith ever rode.
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Old 01-16-2010, 10:52 PM
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I have officially heard everything - on another forum someone said Zenyatta, not Holy Bull is the best horse Smith ever rode.
That segment of the fan base is called Zentardas
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Old 01-16-2010, 10:53 PM
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That segment of the fan base is called Zentardas
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Old 01-16-2010, 11:08 PM
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I'd say Cigar is the best horse Mike Smith has ever ridden
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Old 01-16-2010, 11:11 PM
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Well, I'd say Skip Away probably was.
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Old 01-17-2010, 12:19 AM
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That segment of the fan base is called Zentardas
What do you call the subgroup of Zentardas who blow kisses at her when she walks onto the track?
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Old 01-16-2010, 11:39 PM
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I have officially heard everything - on another forum someone said Zenyatta, not Holy Bull is the best horse Smith ever rode.
And in other big Zenyatta is the greatest thing ever related news ...

Brent E Bartram has said that Zenyatta's dam Vertigineux is the best broodmare he's ever ridden.

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Old 01-16-2010, 11:46 PM
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I have officially heard everything - on another forum someone said Zenyatta, not Holy Bull is the best horse Smith ever rode.
A comment like that tells me you haven't heard much ...It is pretty minor in the grand scheme of worldly things ....

BTW, if this turns out to be true, may I serve it to you raw, or would you prefer it inserted under your pre-paid hat ???

Either way works well for me ...

Is there another forum you can go to to " tell " on this ?????
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Old 01-16-2010, 11:52 PM
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Imagine if Inside Information or Azeri hooked Zenyatta on a dirt track?

However, the great slayer of Anaabaa's Creation, Briecat, Lethal Heat, and the horse who Interpretation beat a few weeks earlier .. is no doubt the best synthetic horse Smith has ever ridden.
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Old 01-16-2010, 11:58 PM
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As long as we are all being so creative and using our imaginations, just image if Jackson actually ran Rachel on synthetic and Anabaa's Creation beat HER ????

The imaginary laugh of the year--along with the crap posted by the Rachelistas ...

Carry on--dies laughing ...
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Old 01-17-2010, 12:12 AM
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As long as we are all being so creative and using our imaginations, just image if Jackson actually ran Rachel on synthetic and Anabaa's Creation beat HER ????

The imaginary laugh of the year--along with the crap posted by the Rachelistas ...

Carry on--dies laughing ...
Rachel Alexandra probably would lose to mediocre allowance horses like that on synthetic.

Why would that be funny? Have you looked at Asmussen's record on synthetic tracks?

I guess I'm a 'Zenyattaistas' because I got mocked on this forum for saying that she was better than Nashoba's Key? And I do believe I was the only one (at that time) who posted saying that she was better than Nashoba's Key.
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Old 01-17-2010, 12:16 AM
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As long as we are all being so creative and using our imaginations, just image if Jackson actually ran Rachel on synthetic and Anabaa's Creation beat HER ????

The imaginary laugh of the year--along with the crap posted by the Rachelistas ...

Carry on--dies laughing ...
how come you ignored philcskis post? you were pretty sure they never said zenyatta was retired, but its all right there.
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Old 01-17-2010, 12:05 AM
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However, the great slayer of Anaabaa's Creation, Briecat, Lethal Heat, and the horse who Interpretation beat a few weeks earlier .. is no doubt the best synthetic horse Smith has ever ridden.
That would be something to see. Especially since Zenyatta is a stone closer and her being hooked by anyone, with her style. would be intriguing, to say the least. Would Inside Information or Azeri be coming from the bathroom stalls at the track? They'd have to be further back than Zenyatta to have any chance of "hooking" her.
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Old 01-17-2010, 12:07 AM
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I obviously meant hooked up with them in a race not hooked them in a pace battle.

I really do wonder about some of you people some times.
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Old 01-17-2010, 12:46 AM
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That would be something to see. Especially since Zenyatta is a stone closer and her being hooked by anyone, with her style. would be intriguing, to say the least.
What's a "stone closer"? Is that a relief pitcher that throws rocks instead of baseballs?

Why would Zenyatta be playing baseball? That's intriguing.

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Would Inside Information or Azeri be coming from the bathroom stalls at the track? They'd have to be further back than Zenyatta to have any chance of "hooking" her.
Coming from bathroom stalls? Gross.

George Michael would be proud of your post.
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