Favorite Track / OTB One Liner's

[dalakhani]

A new york guy says to a guy cheering loudly after his 3/5 shot won:

"3/5? You owe THEM money!"

[Bogey]

Great post, I haven't laughed like that in a while, but my all-time favorite is when they run a 1 1/2 race on the turf and these idiots start cheering as they are crossing the finish line for the 1st time.

My vote goes to Oracle's post - Classic "Prado wouldn't stick around if he knew he could lose this race."

[ArlJim78]

old timer "I got the tri!! i got the tri!!"

since it's a seven horse field and knowing that this guy always boxes the favorites, after the prices are posted i ask him how he made out.

old man "damn! i lost 80 cents"

[saucon17]

this guy at the local otb always yells this when he loses

look at the jock he is stiffing him, he whipping the horse and pulling back
on the horses reins.

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Originally Posted by saucon17

this guy at the local otb always yells this when he loses

look at the jock he is stiffing him, he whipping the horse and pulling back
on the horses reins.

Ha Ha thats the same thing i 1st thought when i bet on P.Val but that is just the way he rides LMAO I said look he is not even getting down like the other jocks that cannot be wind resistant LMAO

If I didn't know this was a post, I would think I had passed out at my OTB. Never laughed my ass off so hard.

32 tracks running, 10 races each, HEY, 5,2,10 has been coming in all day, them are my numbers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by seconditis

If I didn't know this was a post, I would think I had passed out at my OTB. Never laughed my ass off so hard.

32 tracks running, 10 races each, HEY, 5,2,10 has been coming in all day, them are my numbers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEM ARE MY #'s classic i heard that at the otb like a billion times i always go get a beer after i hear that. It is a ritual of mine