Tiger Woods seriously injured

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Originally Posted by GPK

Surprised you hadn't heard that one before today. That is an old joke that was going around back in the Rodney King/Mark Furhman sh*t back in LA.

I've probably already heard it, but it's better with Tiger in it. He had already told one of them that she talks too much. It's not foul enough though. Tiger would say "I wish these bitches would shut the fk up." I think he's been saying it each day (about women, the media, people from Sweden etc.) He should be playing golf as soon as possible. This other stuff can't be fixed. All he has left is golf, and money. To be honest, they're probably the only permanent things he needs. I got to give credit to Gales for estimating his number of affairs at 12. I said 5, but Tiger Woodpecker went right on by my number. He's been so damn bold.