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Old 12-18-2009, 08:56 AM
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What is the difference between Santa and Tiger?

































Santa stops at 3 "Hos"
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Old 12-18-2009, 10:25 AM
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Default Little Johnny Getting in the Act

Even Little Johnny is getting in on this.


It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the
children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
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Old 12-18-2009, 03:26 PM
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When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
Wow, someone from Indiana is of some use after all.
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Old 12-18-2009, 04:23 PM
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Wow, someone from Indiana is of some use after all.
Surprised you hadn't heard that one before today. That is an old joke that was going around back in the Rodney King/Mark Furhman sh*t back in LA.
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Old 12-18-2009, 07:07 PM
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Surprised you hadn't heard that one before today. That is an old joke that was going around back in the Rodney King/Mark Furhman sh*t back in LA.
I've probably already heard it, but it's better with Tiger in it. He had already told one of them that she talks too much. It's not foul enough though. Tiger would say "I wish these bitches would shut the fk up." I think he's been saying it each day (about women, the media, people from Sweden etc.) He should be playing golf as soon as possible. This other stuff can't be fixed. All he has left is golf, and money. To be honest, they're probably the only permanent things he needs. I got to give credit to Gales for estimating his number of affairs at 12. I said 5, but Tiger Woodpecker went right on by my number. He's been so damn bold.

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Old 12-18-2009, 08:23 PM
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I've probably already heard it, but it's better with Tiger in it. He had already told one of them that she talks too much. It's not foul enough though. Tiger would say "I wish these bitches would shut the fk up." I think he's been saying it each day (about women, the media, people from Sweden etc.) He should be playing golf as soon as possible. This other stuff can't be fixed. All he has left is golf, and money. To be honest, they're probably the only permanent things he needs. I got to give credit to Gales for estimating his number of affairs at 12. I said 5, but Tiger Woodpecker went right on by my number. He's been so damn bold.
i was wrong to it was higher
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Old 12-24-2009, 11:01 AM
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Padraig on Tiger -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KnJkJe_d4c
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