I never heard a track announcer cry before....

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by VOL JACK

P.S. I will be 31 in 3 weeks...big party....Kiffin is sending some of the Orange Pride to help me celebrate...you should fly down.

I have 20 bucks, a bottle of Popov and an erection.

Think that might get me somewhere in Tennessee?



It'll be a party in the USA!!!







Lane Kiffin might be able to restore UT back to it's glory days ... but no way in hell can anyone from TENN do enough to negate the disgrace Miley Cyrus's music has brought upon it.

[VOL JACK]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

I have 20 bucks, a bottle of Popov and an erection.

Think that might get me somewhere in Tennessee?



It'll be a party in the USA!!!







Lane Kiffin might be able to restore UT back to it's glory days ... but no way in hell can anyone from TENN do enough to negate the disgrace Miley Cyrus's music has brought upon it.

Hannah Montana and Her mullet wearing Dad decend from Kentucky, not Tenn.
Watch this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM-jNmU4ybk

Thanks guys. I got a little choked up because I have such great admiration for Joel and such an appreciation of what it means to accomplish something that three hall of famers did.

Probably not very professional. But we all know that's nothing new for me.

[10 pnt move up]

Originally Posted by v j stauffer

Thanks guys. I got a little choked up because I have such great admiration for Joel and such an appreciation of what it means to accomplish something that three hall of famers did.

Probably not very professional. But we all know that's nothing new for me.

Vic,

I know which horse Rosario is on in every race you call, its blatant....I think you know that though.

Originally Posted by 10 pnt move up

Vic,

I know which horse Rosario is on in every race you call, its blatant....I think you know that though.

You mean you purchased a program? Gosh Pointer shoulda asked me I could get you a freebie!

[10 pnt move up]

Originally Posted by v j stauffer

You mean you purchased a program? Gosh Pointer shoulda asked me I could get you a freebie!

no your voice inflections are different, again I think you know this, and its ok for you to be biased, I would be.

Originally Posted by 10 pnt move up

no your voice inflections are different, again I think you know this, and its ok for you to be biased, I would be.

I disagree. I'm a huge fan of all jockeys and when any of them have a great accomplishment I always make a big deal of it.

As for inflections. Anitbiotics are usually helpful.

Originally Posted by 10 pnt move up

no your voice inflections are different, again I think you know this, and its ok for you to be biased, I would be.

There is no bias in my racecalls. In fact I underplay it when Rosario is doing well. Unlike the other riders I said nothing in my calls or winners circle as he was winning the first 5 of his six yesterday. Any other rider and I'm all over it. Like when Bejarano recently won 4 and a week or so ago when Talamo won five.

I only said something about Joel's 6th yesterday because it was Hollywood Park history. The track and the fans deserved that. And I was very very proud of Joel.

If you didn't know I was his agent you wouldn't be able to tell anything.

Of course I'm biased but you'll never hear it in my calls.

Try a Z-pack for that inflection. I hear they'll kill anything.

[freddymo]

Originally Posted by v j stauffer

You mean you purchased a program? Gosh Pointer shoulda asked me I could get you a freebie!

You tell him Vic..Tell him you get excited for all 4 horses and their jocks..

Joel is great so please do not miscontrue my post..Never has 6 winners come from beating so few!

[2Hot4TV]

What dont you guys b i t c h about?

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by VOL JACK

Hannah Montana and Her mullet wearing Dad decend from Kentucky, not Tenn.
Watch this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM-jNmU4ybk

Sorry man... they're Tennessee breds. And just for subjecting me to that link .... I give you a song of my own.


I logged off at DRF with a dream and a Beulah card in hand,
Welcome to the land of shame, excess, who am I gonna sh!t on?,
Clicked on the tab, here I am for the millionth time,
Look to my left, and I see Byk's bio and a derbytrail.com sign.

This is all so crazy, everybody seems so gameless,
My tummy's turnin and I feel kind of lovesick,
Haven't posted in a few weeks and I'm nervous,
I see The Fat Man outdoes me in my moratorio.

And The Indomitable DrugS was on
And The Indomitable DrugS was on
And The Indomitable DrugS was on

So I mash my keys down, brush aside my bong,
The butterflies fly away
I'm noddin' my head like "Yeah!",
Movin my ass oh yeah.

Got my paws typin' away, I'm forgettin' my bong,
And now I'm gonna be okay,
Yeah! it's a party in the DT yay!
Yeah! It's a party in the DT yay!

Post a pic of myself in the Pad,
Everybody's lookin at me now,
Like "who's that dude with the Chia beard"?
He can't be mentally sound.

Addict, so hard cuz my porn is free,
VOL JACK - hook me up with a Nashville hottie,
'Cause all I see are Erie ho's
Who don't wanna blow,
It ain't gonna suck itself ya know.

My tummy's turnin' and I'm feeling kinda ho-sick,
Too much pressure & my sack needs drained quick,
That's when the CJ dropped by & I played my favorite tune.

And the 'Pull a Randy Moss' Youtube was on
And the 'Pull a Randy Moss' Youtube was on
And the 'Pull a Randy Moss' Youtube was on

So I pull my pants down, I'm playin my song,
The baby batter flies every which way,
I'm noddin' my head like "Yeah!"
Drained my hog oh yeah.

Got my hands wiped off, I'm forgettin' my bong
And now I'm gonna be okay.
Yeah! it's a party in the DT yay!
Yeah! It's a party in the DT yay!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA

[VOL JACK]

You need help!!!

Baby Batter....LMAO

[Kasept]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Sorry man... they're Tennessee breds. And just for subjecting me to that link .... I give you a song of my own.


I logged off at DRF with a dream and a Beulah card in hand,
Welcome to the land of shame, excess, who am I gonna sh!t on?,
Clicked on the tab, here I am for the millionth time,
Look to my left, and I see Byk's bio and a derbytrail.com sign.

This is all so crazy, everybody seems so gameless,
My tummy's turnin and I feel kind of lovesick,
Haven't posted in a few weeks and I'm nervous,
I see The Fat Man outdoes me in my moratorio.

And The Indomitable DrugS was on
And The Indomitable DrugS was on
And The Indomitable DrugS was on

So I mash my keys down, brush aside my bong,
The butterflies fly away
I'm noddin' my head like "Yeah!",
Movin my ass oh yeah.

Got my paws typin' away, I'm forgettin' my bong,
And now I'm gonna be okay,
Yeah! it's a party in the DT yay!
Yeah! It's a party in the DT yay!

Post a pic of myself in the Pad,
Everybody's lookin at me now,
Like "who's that dude with the Chia beard"?
He can't be mentally sound.

Addict, so hard cuz my porn is free,
VOL JACK - hook me up with a Nashville hottie,
'Cause all I see are Erie ho's
Who don't wanna blow,
It ain't gonna suck itself ya know.

My tummy's turnin' and I'm feeling kinda ho-sick,
Too much pressure & my sack needs drained quick,
That's when the CJ dropped by & I played my favorite tune.

And the 'Pull a Randy Moss' Youtube was on
And the 'Pull a Randy Moss' Youtube was on
And the 'Pull a Randy Moss' Youtube was on

So I pull my pants down, I'm playin my song,
The baby batter flies every which way,
I'm noddin' my head like "Yeah!"
Drained my hog oh yeah.

Got my hands wiped off, I'm forgettin' my bong
And now I'm gonna be okay.
Yeah! it's a party in the DT yay!
Yeah! It's a party in the DT yay!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA

O.. M.. G..





The holiday season just always seems to bring out the 'best' in DougS...