If You Could Have Dinner With One Horse Racing Personality

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Please - the only way to get half price on a $5 sub at Subway is to bring no money - and only have $2.50 left on your Subway card.

You have them make up the sub for you - all the fixins - and when you pay ... cough up the card. They will tell you how much you're short ... and you give a puzzled look and say "wait, u mean I didn't get the card that had $15 left on it? ... ooops .. grabbed the wrong card .. (sad face - puppy dog eyes) ... I live just a couple miles away, I can go get it?" Even the toughest of sandwhich artist chick will cave in and say "don't worry about it! Have a nice day (big smile)"

That's how you get it done man.

Damn dude, you just gave away who I'm talking about in another thread. Nice timing.