If You Could Have Dinner With One Horse Racing Personality

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by stonegossard

You are one to talk about being cheap Mr. " I go to Subway 5 min before close to get a stale hero at 1/2 price".


After reading the great work he has done on here I would like to spend time with Freddymo.

Please - the only way to get half price on a $5 sub at Subway is to bring no money - and only have $2.50 left on your Subway card.

You have them make up the sub for you - all the fixins - and when you pay ... cough up the card. They will tell you how much you're short ... and you give a puzzled look and say "wait, u mean I didn't get the card that had $15 left on it? ... ooops .. grabbed the wrong card .. (sad face - puppy dog eyes - turn empty pockets up) ... I live just a couple miles away, I can go get it?" Even the toughest of sandwhich artist chick will cave in and say "don't worry about it! Have a nice day (big smile)"

That's how you get it done man.