Joke of the Day

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by Downthestretch55

Good one GPK!
On a similar theme...

Bridging the gap between the sexes
A man was walking down the beach watching the tides roll in. He's walking along and comes across a genie bottle.

He rubs the lamp and a genie pops out. "I'll give you two wishes for freeing me" the genie informs him. "What's your first wish?" Genie asks.
"Well, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm afraid to fly. Can you build a bridge from California to Hawaii?" the man asks.


The Genie thinks about this for a few moments and then tells the guy "Well, It will take alot of materials, alot of time and a lot of planning. It's almost impossible.

Tell me what your second wish would be."
The guy thinks for a few minutes and then says "Well, I've always wondered how women think. What makes them the way they are and what makes them tick?"


The genie looks at the guy and asks "How many lanes you want that bridge?"

Ha ha, nice one.