I Got No Job, A Couple Thousand Bucks

[Port Conway Lane]

Y'know this reminds me of Geldedman's AKA Stallion's story about how he was looking for a pizza parlor one day and happened upon an otb parlor.

Bet every horse in the field and cashed on a $70 winner.Then learned how to read the racing form and ended up a raging alcoholic living in the woods.

What I never understood is how he was able to post on an internet message board from the woods.