Ohio State at Texas

Originally Posted by pgardn

Coach.
Your team has a fight song extolling the virtue of drowning flying insects.

Your team has an elephant mascot, yet claims to be an algal bloom (red tide) that kills millions of redfish along the Texas coast.

How IN GOD'S NAME am I supposed to like a team like that? Help me understand this mindless slaughter, and maybe I will side with Alabama. I know you care deeply.

LOL...damn, I didn't know about all that
perhaps I'll have to switch allegiances
Cattle Call!
of course Gary Bussy claims cattle passing gas
is destroying the ozone layer