Let's Play Mascot Matchup

[philcski]

South
Round 1
UNC-Radford: I'm not exactly sure what a Highlander is but he has to win a fight with a bunch of smokers. Radford
LSU-Butler: Cats and Dogs? I'll take the Dogs. Butler
Illinois-Western Kentucky: Chief Illini doesn't look that tough but he should be able to beat up a fat blob. Illinois
Gonzaga-Akron: A bulldog or a rabbit? Seriously? Gonzaga
Arizona State-Temple: going to Temple wards off the Devil. Temple
Syracuse-Steven F Austin: Lumberjacks are big and tough, an Orange is, well, a fruit. SFA
Clemson-Michigan: a Tiger versus a Wolverine? Wolverines are scarier. Michigan
Oklahoma-Morgan State: Sooners are pretty good at surviving wildlife while camping. Oklahoma

Round 2
Radford-Butler: Highlanders train Bulldogs. Radford
Illinois-Gonzaga: Chief Illini gets another favorable matchup, with his pet this time. Illinois
Temple-SFA: Lumberjacks cut down trees that Owls live in. SFA
Michigan-Oklahoma: Sooners survived wildlife in the first round and do it again here. Oklahoma

Round 3
Radford-Illinois: The Highlanders stole Illini's land. Radford
SFA-Oklahoma: Lumberjacks beat up the Sooners in a fistfight. SFA

Round 4
Radford-SFA: The Lumberjacks cut down all of the Highlanders trees and build a cabin for them, it ends peacefully but the Lumberjacks advance. SFA