Joke of the Day

[Downthestretch55]

The Hunter and the Grizzly Bear

This guy is out hunting one day when he comes across the biggest Grizzly bear he's ever seen. He quickly raises his shotgun and BLAM! BLAM! fires at it. When the smoke clears, there's no bear. Then he feels a tap on his shoulder - it's the bear. "OK ****head," the bear says, "you have two choices. Either I get to maul you to death, or I get to do ya in the butt." Choosing the lesser of two evils, the hunter bends over and takes his punishment. Limping back into the house that night, however, he vows revenge. The next day he goes out looking for the bear with extra ammo. After an hour and a half, he sees the bear. Taking careful aim, he BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! fires right at him. However, when the smoke clears, there's no sign of the bear. Suddenly, he feels a tap on his shoulder. "You know the drill, same as yesterday, pal," the bear says. The next day, the hunter takes an elephant gun with him, vowing once and for all to do in the damn thing. He finds the bear, and KA-BLAM! KA-BLAM! KA-BLAM! KA-BLAM! he fires at the bear, trees falling down from the gunshots, the air shaking from the concussions, but when the smoke clears, no bear. Tap tap tap. The hunter turns around to see the bear standing there with a smirk on his face. "You're not in this for the huntin', are ya?"