Most Rave Reviews for PolyTrack

Originally Posted by horseofcourse

I have generally been opposed to human cloning, but you are so charming and delightful, I think you should be cloned so we all can enjoy your schtick long after you meet your maker. Have you been approached by anyone wishing to clone you yet?? I would have to think the answer to that is yes. Your other questions are so perfect, they don't even need answers!!

I prefer to think of myself as adorable ... but ...

... unfortunately for the rest of the world ... I can't be cloned ... because I was created by a special act of (very) intelligent design ... and the mold was destroyed.

But don't worry about missing any of my material ... because I'm programmed to outlive all of you.