Should Hillary Clinton become Secretary of State?

[herkhorse]

: One sunny day in 2009 an old man approached the White House from across
: Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
:
:He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said,
"I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."
:
The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president
: and no longer resides here." The old man said, "Okay" and walked away.
:
:The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the
: same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."
:The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no
: longer president and no longer resides here."
:
: The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
:
: The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very
: same U. S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Bush."
: The Marine, somewhat agitated at this point, looked at the man and said,
: "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr.
: Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no
: longer resides here. Don't you understand?"
:
:The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love
: hearing it."
:
:The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow."

[GBBob]

One sunny day in 2009 GBBob approached Soldier Field from across
: Michigan Ave, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
:
:He spoke to the ticket agent and said,
"I would like Chicago Bears playoff tickets."
:
The agent looked at the him and said, "Sir, The Bears did not make the playoffs." GBBob said, "Okay" and walked away.
:
:The following day, he approached Soldier Field and said to the
: same agent, "I would like Chicago Bears Playoff tickets."
:The agent again told the him, "Sir, as I said yesterday, the Bears did not make the playoffs."
:
: GBBob thanked him and, again, just walked away.
:
: The third day, he once again approached Soldier Field and spoke to the very
: same agent, saying "I would like Chicago Bears playoff tickets"
: The agent, somewhat agitated at this point, looked at him and said,
: "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking about Bears playoff tickets. I've told you already that the Bears didn't make the playoffs. Don't you understand?"
:
:GBBob looked at the agent and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love
: hearing it."
:
:

I heard the same joke, but with different players...

[herkhorse]

Yours is funnier.