Why I love Golf

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Originally Posted by cowgirlintexas

Man.. I don't know.. I think he has great intergrity and all that.. but man...Thats amazing that he fessed up. Your right about most of those guys playing about being men of their word/honor.. It's an "old school" hand shake philosophy that still stands today...Course there are a few "soiled" ones here and there, but they get culled pretty quick I would think.

You have to understand this game to get why this happened. The ethic of the honesty in this game IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS. You can suck at it, be an unbeatable clutch pro, play it 50 years or 25 minutes. through enough generations to take it back to the stick and stone of the cavemen or have picked up your first club today........

But if you cheat or violate the rules knowingly without fessing up and paying the consequences.

You are banished for all eternity to a hell more suffering than having liquid lava poured in your eyeballs til infinity expires.......









........and of course Morty is waiting for you with a Giant Ass Whupping Paddle and a full Monty smile asking you "What Took You So Long To Take That Two Stroke Penalty..........." as he pummels your behind to the tune of Theby's Love Me Two Times" for century's to come.

DONT CHEAT NOTHING IS WORTH IT