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Old 11-17-2008, 03:27 AM
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Old 11-17-2008, 06:49 AM
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Old 11-17-2008, 02:21 PM
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Old 11-27-2008, 03:47 PM
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Hi.


I have changed venues.

I am not recovering well from what may be pneumonia.I fell asleep and the ingrate animals are mad at me.

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Old 11-27-2008, 07:03 PM
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I know I have forced Steve's hand. He doesn't really want me cluttering up his show.I probably wouldn't get much air time anyway. So with that in mind....



.....Miss Thebby Two Times--may I have the cards for the Cigar Mile...please?






Thank you so much,Dahling. Kiss-Kiss,Hug-Hug.











mm-mm-MMM!....Would ya look at the as.s on that?

WHEW!!








OK.....it's time.








1 Visionaire.............Now,just a minute here. Doesn't that rhyme with Smuthair?


I know a donkey when I see one.




Crinkle...


...trash can.














2 Arson Squad......BWA-HHAHAHAHA! I think they're going to be a little late for the race.




Crinkle....


....trash can.








3 Harlem Rocker...Well I know a guy there who's off his ...and he does smoke cigars. Boy does he.


All the same..



Crinkle.....


...trash can.








4 Bribon.....Hmmmm. Sounds like a Japanese monster----don't he? Let's put him to the side.









5 Tail of Dala...OH MY GOD!...I mean Tale of Ekati...Interesting. They planning on an 8 horsey speed duel here or something? But Edgah's on him.Keeper.










6 Monterey Jazz..I see someone can't quit their 60's.They really should.




Crinkle...


...trash can.











7 Storm Play ..Makes sense.








8 Wanderin Boy



Nevah








heard








of









him










Crink-el...


...trash can.









9 Kodiak Kowboy....That leaves this one.I picture a cowboy trying to rope a bear....or said cowboy riding the Alaskan highway. Either way---it just ain't woikin'.



Crinkle...


trash can.











I do not see any Zodiac Cipher here....even if I use Steve's eyes.



So let's do 'er:



1....StormPlay

2....Brobin

3...Tale of Ekati
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Old 11-27-2008, 07:24 PM
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You are one of the kindest sissies here.


Thank you....so very much.
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Old 11-27-2008, 09:32 PM
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How long is the Cigar Mile anyways?
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