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Old 11-04-2008, 11:40 AM
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Old 11-04-2008, 11:44 AM
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I dont get it ? Is any of this supposed to be funny ? Ppl sitting here naming shitty horse after shitty horse....
Lets talk about a race Thursday where we can all make money !!!!
Silver Stetson Man is the lock of the Aqueduct meet on thursday, and you might get a price on him with Songster and the Jerkens horse in there.
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Old 11-04-2008, 11:46 AM
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I dont get it ? Is any of this supposed to be funny ? Ppl sitting here naming shitty horse after shitty horse....
Lets talk about a race Thursday where we can all make money !!!!
Silver Stetson Man is the lock of the Aqueduct meet on thursday, and you might get a price on him with Songster and the Jerkens horse in there.
Is Master David entered in there? If not, I don't care.
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Old 11-04-2008, 11:48 AM
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Is Master David entered in there? If not, I don't care.
No but we should not joke about Master David, I am not even sure that horse is still alive.
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Old 11-04-2008, 01:17 PM
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we should not joke about Master David.
You are 100% right about that.
Master David is the AIDS of the horse racing humor industry.
Humorists can try as hard as they want, but you just can't get people to laugh at Master David jokes.
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Old 11-04-2008, 02:13 PM
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You are 100% right about that.
Master David is the AIDS of the horse racing humor industry.
Humorists can try as hard as they want, but you just can't get people to laugh at Master David jokes.
master david walked into a bar...the bartender said 'why the long face?'



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Old 11-05-2008, 05:03 PM
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master david walked into a bar...the bartender said 'why the long face?'



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Master David answers, "because I'm bummed--the Jockey Club made me change my name from Baiter to David."











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