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10-14-2008, 04:06 PM
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On topic.
Andrew had that call in radio show about 3 years ago.I forgot what it was called. Maybe it wasn't on the radio.It may not have even been a show. Well it was something. Anyways---The Care-Lah dared me to call it...and gave me the number. So I dialed the number. I had never done that before. Not dialed a number. Called a radio show. Now...I expected to be put on hold and be forced to listen to an idiot recording for about 3 hours;telling me how they know my time is important and someone will be with me shortly. But noooooOOOOOO. My call was taken by a live person after 2 rings!! She said I would be the next on air caller in like 5 seconds!! I went beserk! What do I do? What do I say? I don't even know who I am!! Really...I figured I'd lay out my plan of attack while waiting for hours on hold. So there I was....fed to the lions with not even a slingshot. So the other guy took my call and asked what question I had. Now this is how stupid I am......I deepened my voice as low as I could so no one could recognize it. No one had ever heard my voice!! God. Keep in mind the show was bout Andrews picks at The Belmonts that day. So I told the guy I had a question on Andrews picks...so he gave me to him. Andy knew who I was because I gave the girl a hi sign password. Again...not having any notes...I asked him who he liked in The Thistleydowns 4th race today. So the other guy immediately says something like...I guess that takes care of this caller....and he hung up on me! Yet another time in space where the Good Lord knew Andy was there for me. 
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10-14-2008, 04:15 PM
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10-14-2008, 04:16 PM
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10-14-2008, 04:24 PM
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I recall another phone incident.
Another fine mess The Care-lah had gotten me into. She gave me his cell phone number and dared me to call him. It sounded like a familiar dare. I wondered to myself-----do ah feel lucky? Stupid is as stupid does. I called---wasn't in. I froze again as I knew he was famous so I just told the service it wasn't important and I would try again. Forgetting I left trace evidence of my phone number. So long forgotten...about a week or so later I answer my phone...."WHAT!?" It's a New York voice announcing himself as Andy Serling...and he got a call from this number only he has no idea who it's from... Oh boy. ...caught off guard again. I froze again. All I could do was laugh. Uh...Mr. Serling does not enjoy being laughed at by strangers who have called him...leaving no message. WHO IS THIS?....he said. But there was a problem. I forgot who I was again!! ror!!..REALLY! I forgot my pet name....so I laughed harder...which made him madder...WHOISTHIS!!?.......I said....come on ! don't you know? It's Dave. He didn't know me by that name. I was brilliant. I kept pressing to remember my board name as he got more insistent on knowing who the fucl< I was! Then he says.....MORTY!!? rule-eng un ze flour!! So I says...I says.......YES!! RIGHT!!!...HEY---YOU'RE GOOD! I don't recall much after that. He may have hung up on me again.
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10-14-2008, 04:31 PM
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10-14-2008, 04:41 PM
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10-14-2008, 04:45 PM
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BYSLANDER!! ror!! I mean ..CARE-LAH!! r u tellin' me ..that was STEEEEVE!!? STEEEEVE...you big FUCl<O..you!! That's TWICE now!! Oh mine God....I had no idea. But I was right about it not being on the radio and not even being a show. Care-Lah.....I have missed your pretty face beyond words, but you gave me that number in trade for Belky's number. Which rang into Andy's service..but still. Can I at least have a photo of your pretty face...Care-Lah?
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10-21-2008, 01:20 PM
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Carly..I forgot. 
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10-14-2008, 05:25 PM
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I laughed... (Quietly to myself because I'm on the air, but I laughed. A lot.)
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All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. ~ Joseph Conrad A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams can't come true. They are only afraid that theirs won't and yours will. ~ Robert Evans The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. ~ George Orwell, 1984.
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10-14-2008, 05:27 PM
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You do realize, Steve, that Morty really did call the show once.
It's the most credibility you ever had.
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Just more nebulous nonsense from BBB
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10-14-2008, 05:44 PM
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10-14-2008, 05:51 PM
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I'm stunned at this revelation...
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All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. ~ Joseph Conrad A long habit of not thinking a thing wrong, gives it a superficial appearance of being right. ~ Thomas Paine Don't let anyone tell you that your dreams can't come true. They are only afraid that theirs won't and yours will. ~ Robert Evans The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. ~ George Orwell, 1984.
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10-14-2008, 05:28 PM
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I'm sure you enjoyed cutting a novice off at the knees. I'll bet you're great at plexiglass victims hospitals.
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