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Old 10-01-2008, 12:53 AM
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Fucl<...I can't sleep. I'm hearing footsteps...but no one is there.My zebra has failed me.





The good thing is I'm not hearing footsteps and seeing people who aren't supposed to be there.









Now I've scared myself.

I'm going back under the covers.
You sure about that?

Maybe you should go look again...
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Old 10-01-2008, 06:52 AM
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I don't think you were ever sleeping at all.. it was all an illusion from the start.
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Old 10-01-2008, 07:27 AM
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OK..back under the covers.
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Old 10-01-2008, 10:01 AM
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JW's just about there.
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Old 10-02-2008, 01:36 PM
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Fucl< me.








Now fucl< you.









Now fucl< me.













Now fucl< you.
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Old 10-03-2008, 08:59 AM
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Joe Biden

vs.

Sara Palin










Did it really matter?
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Old 10-03-2008, 09:04 AM
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Fucl< me.

Now fucl< you.

Now fucl< me.

Now fucl< you.
very admirable staying power...
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Old 10-03-2008, 09:06 AM
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My pm recipients don't know what they're missing.
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Old 10-03-2008, 09:42 AM
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He could have been president.





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMfQh...eature=related










But he didn't have a thread named WoodyCreek.
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