So..no more free speech?

[Mortimer]

fag hag

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

fag hag

Hossy will be mad when he sees this.

I chickened out.
I could not ask them.
Really did not have the time anyway.

So instead I asked a student that has been
blind from birth about dreams. Does she
dream mostly about feeling and hearing,
and what does she "see" in her mind's eye
when contemplating
color.

It was very interesting.

[Mortimer]

This guy's begging for the vice squad.

Originally Posted by Mortimer

This guy's begging for the vice squad.

Its a tough life being curious about others.
Tell me how many popped pimple puss spots
were on your mirror Mort?

I know ya looked
long enough to get a
good count.

[Mortimer]

Yes ,sir...I'm Lt. Greenwood from the Westerville Police Department.

Uh...we've got several very odd reports about you,Mr.Garden.

Now let's see. I guess first is....uh --ya mind takin' your hands out of your pockets,sir? That bugs me. Thanks........Now the first thing is this most recent report about the blind student of yours where you commenced to ask her in private how she feels things...and what does she dream about feelin'.


Is that right,sir?


What the fucl< was that supposed to mean---exactly?

[Mortimer]

Were you tryin' to imply she should touch your penis,sir?

Originally Posted by Mortimer

What the fucl< was that supposed to mean---exactly?

Tactile sir.
Finger tips are very important Lt. Westerwoody.

Now about that puss on your mirror.

If we took a sample of this Lt., would we,
or would we not see little tadpoles swimming
around under the scope? We have conflicting
evidence about where this bodily fluid came
from.

-Detective Gardenhosehead.