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Old 09-25-2008, 09:52 AM
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I just took a massive sh1t. It was so massive that I had to name it dalakhani.
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Old 09-25-2008, 10:01 AM
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I hate ca-ca talk.
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Old 09-25-2008, 10:02 AM
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I just took a massive sh1t. It was so massive that I had to name it dalakhani.
Hmmmm....Mrs Pants probably would have been more apt.
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Old 09-25-2008, 10:14 AM
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^^^^ Can see up her skirt.
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Old 09-25-2008, 10:15 AM
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She doesn't wear panties...apparently ready for spur of the moment quickies from republicans.
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Old 09-25-2008, 10:18 AM
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She doesn't wear panties...apparently ready for spur of the moment quickies from republicans.
Your persona is the greatest creation in internet history.

Cheers Mort!
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Old 09-25-2008, 10:20 AM
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Your persona is the greatest creation in internet history.

Cheers Mort!

I'm often told that,baby


Republicans have bigger joints than democrats.

Those running unattached have the biggest,though.
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Old 09-25-2008, 10:26 AM
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Cheers Mort!

Do you have nice boo bees and/or pretty legs?
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Old 09-25-2008, 10:37 AM
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Do you have nice boo bees and/or pretty legs?
What do you want...measurements mort?
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Old 09-25-2008, 10:19 AM
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Hmmmm....Mrs Pants probably would have been more apt.
It's got your name on it. I even put a cheeto and a Tab beside it to make it more realistic.
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Old 09-25-2008, 10:38 AM
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It's got your name on it. I even put a cheeto and a Tab beside it to make it more realistic.
Romantic...the toothless kentuckians must swoon.
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Old 09-25-2008, 10:45 AM
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Romantic...the toothless kentuckians must swoon.
I don't show my poop to people. If I did the first place I would go is Capital Heights and find the Vatos Locos and see if they can identify said poop and give me directions to your house.
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Old 09-25-2008, 11:00 AM
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I don't show my poop to people. If I did the first place I would go is Capital Heights and find the Vatos Locos and see if they can identify said poop and give me directions to your house.
Hispanics in Capital Heights are allergic to hill billy dung.

Try adams morgan.
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