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Old 09-22-2008, 09:07 PM
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Too kind....but no cigar.


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Old 09-22-2008, 09:08 PM
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Too kind....but no cigar.


I don't smoke.
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Old 09-22-2008, 09:09 PM
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I don't smoke.

Boy I'll say.


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Old 09-22-2008, 09:10 PM
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I don't smoke.
The recipe for placental pudding you gave him
did not work out.

Leave him be.
Concentration is required.
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Old 09-22-2008, 09:11 PM
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The recipe for placental pudding you gave him
did not work out.

Leave him be.
Concentration is required.

You seem to have masturbating on your mind tonight.
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Old 09-22-2008, 09:13 PM
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You seem to have masturbating on your mind tonight.

It's a special occasion for him....it's one of 7 that come every week.
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Old 09-22-2008, 09:15 PM
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It's a special occasion for him....it's one of 7 that come every week.
Gadzooks.

An attempt at levity.
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Old 09-22-2008, 09:14 PM
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You seem to have masturbating on your mind tonight.
Alrighty then.

I do not own a placenta.
I parted with "mine" at birth.
Some try to hang on.
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Old 09-22-2008, 09:16 PM
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Alrighty then.

I do not own a placenta.
I parted with "mine" at birth.
Some try to hang on.

Ok. Masturbating and a mother fetish.
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Old 09-22-2008, 09:17 PM
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Ok. Masturbating and a mother fetish.
Third party brings couple together.
I feel quite the diplomat.
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Old 09-22-2008, 09:12 PM
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The recipe for placental pudding you gave him
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Leave him be.
Concentration is required.

^^^^Once tried to reproduce the famous night of Ben Franklin by trying to fly a key with a kite tied to the end in of it in a thunderstorm.
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