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Old 09-17-2008, 10:47 AM
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I have now been passed off to the care of psychiatrist.He wants to give me pills.

He asked if I'm taking any pills now.I told him I was.

He asked if they were the kind Mother gives you. I said they were.

Well...what do they do?...said he.

You're kidding...right?..said I.

He replied---no....I'm not.

I said.....they don't do anything at all.

Does your Doctor have a Doctor?





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Old 09-17-2008, 10:49 AM
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Does your Doctor have a Doctor?

You can never be too careful
Tell him you are Mortified


Oh stick your pud in Hossy's zipper.
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Oh stick your pud in Hossy's zipper.

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Old 09-17-2008, 11:00 AM
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Uh-oh.

Box cars---phooey.
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Old 09-17-2008, 11:06 AM
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Old 09-17-2008, 11:46 AM
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^^^^ JimmyTwoTimes' wife.
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Old 09-17-2008, 11:48 AM
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I will tell you all ,should you ever receive an ink blot test, that the pelvic girdle is upside down on all of them.




No one gets that right.
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Another tip;




Never say......This is an OUTRAGE!! These ink blots have been stolen and replaced by exact replicas!!













They'll send you to a psychiatrist for that one.
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Old 09-17-2008, 12:02 PM
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Ah wonder if Drugs is double jointed?
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Old 09-17-2008, 12:26 PM
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OMG....!!!!

what the hell is that?
That is not at all attractive and definitely does NOT belong in Beulah land!!!!
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Old 09-17-2008, 12:33 PM
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OMG....!!!!

what the hell is that?
That is not at all attractive and definitely does NOT belong in Beulah land!!!!

It was a Rorschach Test for Morty
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