How to Spank a Horse's Rear, with Dr. SwineSmeller

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Originally Posted by Dr.SwineSmeller

8/21/08 results CORRECTION, Saratoga Race 1

Originally posted> 8/21 Race 1 Saratoga: Bee Charmer got swatted out of midair by an unknown assailant while flying over the first hedge. -$55

In fact, I had missed the scratch list, as Bee Charmer indeed scratched out of Saratoga's 1st race. Add $55 back to bankroll.

Revised results:
Total wagers to date: Bet $491, return $154.
WPS record: 13 starts, 1-2-1. Mythical $2 WIN on each = $26 bet, return $5.60.

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