"In The Spotlight" with Dr. SwineSmeller

[Dr.SwineSmeller]

8/13/08 Results Racing Caost to Coast, Arlington Park

Scientists at Cape Canaveral have reported the Nasa Slew missle test was thwarted when the parachute prematurely opened at top speed just as the rocket was about to reach orbit. The rocket was recovered in Lake Michigan. However, Nasa reports, "Brave rocketeer Jesse Campbell had only half a** duct taped himself to the powerful rocket and when the parachute prematurely opened the duct tape snapped and Jesse was shot like a rubber band into eternal orbit around Uranus".

Nasa Slew SHOWS at $7.60.
Todays wager: $40 bet, return $0.
Coast to Coast WPS record: 11 starts, 1-1-5.
Total called wagers to date: $354 bet, $78 return.
Dr. SwineSmeller