Politik is phun

[hoovesupsideyourhead]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown
Chicago .
Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks
on his window..
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What
happened, what's the hold Up?'
'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary
Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al
Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are
going to douse them with gasoline and Set them on fire. We are going
from car to car, taking up a collection.'
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'




'About a gallon.'