Elvis..on the anniversary

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by BellamyRd.

it doesn't help with all of those Elvis impersonators around
we vacationed in Destin, FL one summer and "Elvis" was performing
he was pretty hammered and opened with "Sweet Caroline?"
someone in the audience yells "You suck!" to the Elvis clone
so Elvis proceeds to go into the audience, take his microphone
and bash the guy across the head with it repeatedly
as the cops were taking him away, he turns to us and winks
then says in his best Elvis baritone; "Elvis has left the building"

LOL!!!
That "Elvis" must of thought he was Neil Diamond.
Schizo impersonator.
At least that's one we can cross off the list.

If you get a chance, click on the first link. The 3 million sounds real.
Process of elimination, and lots of luck.
Don't leave home without your camera.