Snowy Woods

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

(Baby....I thought we weren't going to mention our Sara encounter? You may have just disqualified yourself.)

I know you cant compare a professional vag to amateurs.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

I know you cant compare a professional vag to amateurs.

ror!!


This is SSSSSSSSSO true!!!










You are now officially disqualified...with honors.

[Mortimer]

Etched on the back of a certain CheapWhiskeyDancerBar:




she never fails to deliver with her vaginal quiver
she gets up tight and throws forward with all her might
and shapes circles in your eyes so you can't see
it will blind your mind just a little at a time 'cause her name is Fran-ee

[Mortimer]

I think it was probably Ree Diculahs who etched it.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Etched on the back of a certain CheapWhiskeyDancerBar:




she never fails to deliver with her vaginal quiver
she gets up tight and throws forward with all her might
and shapes circles in your eyes so you can't see
it will blind your mind just a little at a time 'cause her name is Sight-ee

[Mortimer]

uh-oh

[Mortimer]

make better

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

make better

Kissy


I'm too bitchy to be a cheapwhiskeydancer, I'd deliver a swift kick to the head to anyone who got near me.