Human Resources 101

[Mortimer]

The 80's.


That's about the time lawyers had figured out a way to replace the word"accident" with "negligence."

And so....a curriculum called..HUMAN Resources was curriculated.People who couldn't do anything else took this thing and got their degree.They tend to be vicious although useless power mongers


Companies needed them for protection against these lawyer swine; they knew what you could and could not say or do.



But then.....these swine realized they had everyone in the company by the crotch. They had all their histories and files. They squeezed the mail room nerds and found out who was fucl<ing who. They found out everyone was fucl<ing everyone.....and they had complete dossiers on everyone replete with photographs and EVP's.

So when a C-level person got tired of the Director of HUMAN Resources incompetence..they said----YOU'RE FIRED!.




And the DHR said.................Oh REALLY!?...as they pulled out the C-level persons dossier.






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