Franklin.........................CAH-SOL.......

[Mortimer]

SHRIEK!!!OH MY GOD!!!.WHAT THE FUCl< WAS THAT!!!!!??




( break to commercial)






(they return)






Oh..that was me.








Oh....ya scared me for a minute there.





Unbelievable how they get away with that week after week.

[Mortimer]

Nor do I give a rats behind about what is going on in the walking catastrophe's ( Brain ) life.



And if I see them on the job unstopping a sink trap one more time ...then that's it.









AND I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT THE PARTING WORDS WITH THE OWNER!!!









WHO FUCl<IN' CARES!!!






All they ever say is....."'A-YUK!! Well..were gonna review wud we gud....yup....dat's wud were gonna do."






All nothing but a bunch of time stuffers since the meat of it has nothing exciting to show.

[Mortimer]

And THEN we get to watch several minutes of them falling asleep watching these idiotic recordings in some crummy motel room!!




"HEY!!!.................oh never mind."








"HEY!!!!!.............nah."









"HEY!!!...look at this!!"


" Oh that's Steve doing his hand shadow routine."























GET RID OF IT!!!

[Mortimer]

FUCl< GHOST KLUNKERS!












I could do better!

[Mortimer]

Yer fucl<in'-aye right I'm mad.




Know why?






Because I want to see a mothah fucl<in' real ghost in a real mothah fucl<in' haunted house with NO mothah fucl<in' " may have paranormal mothah fucl<in' ac-mothah fucl<in'-tivity in the mothah fucl<in' house.




THAT'S what I mothah fucl<in' want.

[Mortimer]

And if you don't like my expressive opinion then go fucl< yourself.

[geeker2]

How come they never find a haunting...you would think they could at least find one..just one....

Maybe then they could give up their day jobs cleaning out sh*t pipes.

[Mortimer]

You would think they would show a little pride and at least use a throw down.

[geeker2]

If I were a ghost..I would haunt during the day and sleep at night..