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Old 07-10-2008, 06:58 PM
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Mary had a little lamb
it's fleece was white as snow
and everywhere that Mary went
the lamb was sure to go
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Old 07-10-2008, 07:00 PM
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jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after.
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Old 07-10-2008, 07:07 PM
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MyManMatt to win the first at The Thistleydowns tomorrow.
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Old 07-10-2008, 07:08 PM
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Hour current temperature is 77 degrees and pleasant.
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Old 07-10-2008, 07:56 PM
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Am I still driving around Cleveland in the cab????????






Or perhaps I met up with Hugh Beaumont ( WALLY'S father).
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Old 07-10-2008, 08:24 PM
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Yes.

Thanks to a certain someone you are going to be stuck there for a looong time.

And enough with the Wally jokes ,lady.
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Old 07-10-2008, 08:30 PM
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I hope the cab has plenty of car-sick bags.











LUMPY!
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Old 07-11-2008, 10:29 AM
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Quote:
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jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after.
You might want to Dice Clay it up a bit...




Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That fucl>in' whore.



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Little Boy Blue -
He needed the money.
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Old 07-11-2008, 09:13 PM
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Must we be gross?
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Old 07-11-2008, 09:27 PM
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Must we be gross?

Why how much do you weight?
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Old 07-11-2008, 09:38 PM
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Why how much do you weight?

sorry that was uncalled for.....
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Old 07-12-2008, 12:06 AM
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144 pounds.
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