Cut his n*ts off!!!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Sightseek

Did you see Unfaithful?

!!!!










Boy DID I !!!!



I hate to say this Sighty....but if she wore a black waist ribbon............you would be like SSSSSSO old news.














I'm kidding.





























Am I ?





















...Yes....I am.







??

[Mortimer]

I really was kidding.









Honest.








Ya kinda look like her.











Sort of........really.


































I think.


















I've said enough.

[Sightseek]

[Mortimer]

EXCELLENT!!!













That's hot,baby!!


You must toss the black velvet one and cut yourself a strip off that spool.


Even Lane couldn't touch you then.






Oh my gosh...I'm getting new ...CAH-SOL....thoughts.












































thud

[Sightseek]

oh boy...








if this involves capes, gym shorts or tank tops, I'm outta here

[Mortimer]

ror!!...but if you festoon your nude body with that hot ribbon......then you will get pure,savage,nude ,sinewy,furry MORTE'WOLF








And then.....your enemies will be my enemies.........and they will fear you.