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Old 06-27-2008, 09:25 AM
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Franny-poo;





Please let me know the size and general condition of your boo-bees.

I would also be interested to know if you have pretty legs and an admirable dupa.



Thank you,Dahling.



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Old 06-27-2008, 09:32 AM
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I'm sorry,Franny...that was rather insensitive of me.

Beat me with a Mrs. Lupner wet noodle.




That's very personal information. Please feel free to pm me.....if you are still too shy to answer these questions then nude photos would be acceptable.


Pleasantly,
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Old 06-27-2008, 09:43 AM
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FRANNY!!!!






OH MY GOD!!!











































thud!
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Old 06-28-2008, 11:33 AM
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FRANNY!!!!

OH MY GOD!!!


thud!

^^^^YA BIG LIAH !!!!!!


GEEZ...I have a life for a day and the antics you can get into...


But here's my CAH-SOL poem anyway.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qoTHm99jBI
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Old 06-28-2008, 12:18 PM
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I hate it.


You yelled at me.









I am going to start my decompression form this place.

The...CAH-SOL... is now closed.

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Old 06-28-2008, 12:37 PM
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I hate it.


You yelled at me.



I am going to start my decompression form this place.

The...CAH-SOL... is now closed.


Morte' - POO,

Hate what the Edgar poim?


And didnt you yell at me??????

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FRANNY !!!!!

Isn't that yelling huh, huh?

Your soooooooooooooooooo fickle, are you sure you're not a woman?

Your just mad I didn't come to play yesterday !!!!!!


OK then, if you don't want to play then I shall go to the saddling area...although there is not much going on there right now.
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Old 06-28-2008, 01:40 PM
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I see you have been talking to UnclyTrust.



Good for you...go saddle something.
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Old 06-28-2008, 06:23 PM
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^^^^YA BIG LIAH !!!!!!

Oh am I?



You didn't send me this?







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Old 06-28-2008, 07:13 PM
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finally..something worth seeing on this thread
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Old 06-28-2008, 07:16 PM
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Gosh...I forgot about my no smut rule.




Oh well.
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Old 06-29-2008, 01:48 PM
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^^^^YA BIG LIAH !!!!!!

Oh am I?



You didn't send me this?



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OMG.................

I can't believe you did that....

When the panther is away Mortimer Mouse will play.


My claws are being sharpened to be released on tiny prey !!!!!




But just to refresh you.....you hijacked that picture from Steve's rank-em thread, and you decided it was me......


Ground control to Mortimer Mouse!!!!!


She is kinda cute though in a slutty way.....

I'd hate to dash your dreams so....... dream on Morty!!!!
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Old 06-29-2008, 02:12 PM
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HIGHLY AMUSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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