Franklin.........................CAH-SOL.......

[Mortimer]

I have reworked LO-LA.

I hope you all enjoy it.

I call it.....LO-LA





I met her in a stable club down in O-hi-o
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like crushyed ice-ee
I-c-e-ee-ee
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Sigh-ty
S-I-G-H-T-Y SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a horsey
Oh my SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her back
And said dear boy won't you come home with me
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my SIGH-TY
SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my SIGH-TY
SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY
Horseys will be boys but girls shouldn't be horseys
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for SIGH-TY
SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY

Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a horsey before
But SIGH-TY smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is SIGH-TY
SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY
SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY
SIGH-TY SI-SI-SI SIGH-TY....SI-SI-SI SIIIIIIGH-TY