Franklin.........................CAH-SOL.......

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What about Oinkman?


Still beating the drum for DNF's BCC nomination?

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What time is it in Australia?

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The only one I allow to call me a fucl<ing azzhole is AndyPanda.


That's it.









He's called me one so many times it's hard to combat.

So I play it this way.

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Any libtards or conservatards out there?




You both suck and have your heads in the ground.

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Oh...I'm a racist,too.



I hate all races ...so I'm fair about it.

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Like Jewish rye bread ,though.

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Boxcar Barrock's .....Ah Be Lakin' Yew:


Ah sniffed yer hair
Ah sniffed yer skin
Ya smell real purty
But yer ugly as sin


So ah close mah eyes
When ah touch yer fat thighs
Ya make me wish ah waz bland
When ah see yer behand




Ah be lakin' yew
Ah be lakin' yew
God hep me
Ah be lakin' yew

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That was for all my redneck dumb azz friends here.