Franklin.........................CAH-SOL.......

[Mortimer]

Ah wonder where Sighty-poo could be?








10...Sneaking around at funerals and cutting off dress material for her black waist ribbon fetish.

9.....In week long interview with Steve applying for Thebby's job.Has a leg up on her.

8.....Starting new Diaper Voo-Doo doll assembly line.

7.....Still handicapping last Fridays Lone Star card.

6.....Posing for CoachPants' newest edition to the Beulah thread.

5.....Training bra in summer school....she had to go with it.

4.....Looking to find a new ambulance chaser to take her to Australia.Using "vomit joke" to entrap.

3.....Caught Darden...still trying to lose him.

2.....Out sending UnclyTrust the movie...Reflections in a Golden Eye. Strongly hoping she gets the analogy.






And the Number One place Sighty-poo could be:

















1.....Secretly eating live cow.