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Old 06-19-2008, 11:13 PM
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Perhaps another good one is Andy Panda's book...I Don't Know Any Of The Secrets of Handicapping.

















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Old 06-19-2008, 11:16 PM
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And the one by his good friend CM Oreo.....Neither Do I.



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Old 06-19-2008, 11:17 PM
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Of course...DrugS wrote....Well Don't Look At Me.
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Old 06-20-2008, 08:48 AM
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I decided to take a look at some of the threads in here.





























What a mistake.




























I could have gone with haunting monkey island.








































But noooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.































I had forgotten how awful most threads here are.








































Dannie......if I were sentenced to haunt a deserted island and could pick only one human to take with me to haunt.....it would not be you.

































Love that ice debate.







































The Great Thebby is 19 pages long.

































But that's not as long as the Pandas current losing streak.









































hahahaha























Another great book out............Carla Doesn't Live Here Anymore.

Written by her mortgage company.




















The Ghost is so funny!







































































































Oh well.























Back to Casper comic books.
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:10 AM
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Wanting to be the first man on Mars?


















Esqueeze me?










































Let me ask you all a question.





































Who was the last of the Mohicans?





















































See?



































But you know who invented the Petri dish.


































Was there a last man on the moon?





















































Then who was he?








































I think I've made my point.
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:24 AM
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I think I know one of the answers..


Wasn't the "Least of the Moeheekens" James Mortimer Cooper ?
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:26 AM
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I think I know one of the answers..


Wasn't the "Least of the Moeheekens" James Mortimer Cooper ?


Oh my God.
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:25 AM
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Uh...is someone having a problem with my fine work here?











The greatest praise one can heap upon a ghost writer is to dematerialize his fine work.
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Old 06-20-2008, 09:31 AM
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and the last man to walk on the moon was...






Gene Mortimer Cernan in 1972 and the #1 hit that year was???????





























Arthur Bremer is jailed for 63 years for shooting George Wallace.















I think I am getting the hang of this......No?
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