Franklin.........................CAH-SOL.......

[Mortimer]

Four that...thank you-----------very much.


I wish to declare I had nothing to do with The Great Thebby....a book by which to bore ones self to death.

Oh I'm a ghost writer all right.

That's why I highly recommend Legion.

Make sure all of your old friends read it.

[Mortimer]

Perhaps another good one is Andy Panda's book...I Don't Know Any Of The Secrets of Handicapping.

















SNARF!!

[Mortimer]

And the one by his good friend CM Oreo.....Neither Do I.



>: >

[Mortimer]

Of course...DrugS wrote....Well Don't Look At Me.

[Mortimer]

I decided to take a look at some of the threads in here.





























What a mistake.




























I could have gone with haunting monkey island.








































But noooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.































I had forgotten how awful most threads here are.








































Dannie......if I were sentenced to haunt a deserted island and could pick only one human to take with me to haunt.....it would not be you.

































Love that ice debate.







































The Great Thebby is 19 pages long.

































But that's not as long as the Pandas current losing streak.









































hahahaha























Another great book out............Carla Doesn't Live Here Anymore.

Written by her mortgage company.




















The Ghost is so funny!







































































































Oh well.























Back to Casper comic books.

[Mortimer]

Wanting to be the first man on Mars?


















Esqueeze me?










































Let me ask you all a question.





































Who was the last of the Mohicans?





















































See?



































But you know who invented the Petri dish.


































Was there a last man on the moon?





















































Then who was he?








































I think I've made my point.

[geeker2]

I think I know one of the answers..


Wasn't the "Least of the Moeheekens" James Mortimer Cooper ?

[Mortimer]

Uh...is someone having a problem with my fine work here?











The greatest praise one can heap upon a ghost writer is to dematerialize his fine work.