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Old 06-16-2008, 11:52 AM
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I understand, but see, this is the internet, and you clowns have no idea of the power that I possess.

Perfect example, I haven't played baseball in about 10 years, I get invited to play some 12" softball yesterday, what do I do, I go out, catch about 10 flyballs, make a diving play in FOUL territory, and fall over a fence.

Not to mention the 3-4 with 3 RBIs, and I was screwed of the opportunity to hit HR's because you can only hit 3 per game, and these other people hit them with NO ONE on base.

If that isn't the definition of STUD, I don't know what is.

As far as woman are concerned, I am very picky, I already had my "Do anything" stage when in college, where I had a deli sticker taker outside my room, and a wall full of stickers. Now, I just look for prime targets.

QUALITY, not Quantity.

On the plate right now is this waitress that used to play softball, collegiate softball, not a dyke, but stacked in all the right spots, and given our athletic talents, I am guessing 2nd round draft pick in the MLB, a catcher that hits left handed, one of the most sought out combo....

Waitress slayer in action....
oh for gods sake
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Old 06-16-2008, 11:52 AM
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oh for gods sake
I will say that I am very sore today....
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Old 06-16-2008, 11:53 AM
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"Scratched upon recomendation of the track veternarian"
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Old 06-16-2008, 11:54 AM
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Old 06-16-2008, 12:01 PM
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"reluctant to load, could not keep pace, finished early"
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Old 06-16-2008, 12:01 PM
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Altered course, won bob.
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Old 06-16-2008, 12:03 PM
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harness time..

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Old 06-16-2008, 12:05 PM
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"Difficulty loading, broke in air"
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Old 06-16-2008, 12:07 PM
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"Savaged Foe"

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Old 06-16-2008, 12:14 PM
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Old 06-17-2008, 10:31 AM
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oh for gods sake
Take it easy on our buddy. He has 12" soft balls.
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Old 06-17-2008, 10:44 AM
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Take it easy on our buddy. He has 12" soft balls.
I thought I was sore yesterday, but jesus christ, I am as sore as I have ever been in my life today. I can barely walk.

And, the sick thing is that I have been working out for the last two months, so it isn't like I have been a lazy bastard....
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Old 06-17-2008, 12:24 PM
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I thought I was sore yesterday, but jesus christ, I am as sore as I have ever been in my life today. I can barely walk.

And, the sick thing is that I have been working out for the last two months, so it isn't like I have been a lazy bastard....
second day is always the worst...take 3 ibuprofen and chug a pint of beer...repeat every 4 hours...
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Old 06-17-2008, 12:44 PM
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second day is always the worst...take 3 ibuprofen and chug a pint of beer...repeat every 4 hours...
I thought because I was getting healthier and becoming more active that the soreness wouldn't happen, and I stretched, but I guess I used muscles that I haven't used in a while
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